Author: Thomas
Published: Feb 28th, 2009
Category: You Might Be Humor List
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You might be a biker if…

going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike.
your gloves don’t have any fingers.
you prefer to pee outside.
your beer preference is BEER.
you treat your leather better than your woman.
you wash your bike more than you wash yourself.
rock-and-roll is the only kind of music.
you think Jack Daniels is your best friend.
you ride instead of walk down the aisle.
you pass out with a beer in your hand without spilling a drop, and finish drinking it when you wake up in the morning.

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