Category: You Might Be Humor List

You might be an audiobook lover if…

you’ve left audiobooks in your car an had the plastic container for the cassettes warp around the tapes. you’ve run out of audiobooks to borrow at your library. you’ve listened to books longer than most avid readers have read. you welcomed the day Audible gave you a chance to listen to an audiobook without having […]


You might be in a man-made disaster movie if…

Your doom can be tied to one obnoxiously arrogant bureaucrat or business owner. At least of your main protagonists has a rocky relationship that somehow ends up complicating everybody’s lives. The key person sounding the alarm or capable of fixing things gets arrested or otherwise ostracized by those in power, often after being a hero. […]


You Might be a College Student if…

Your grocery list is always the same-Boxed macaroni & cheese,Twinkies and pop. Your refrigerator is 3 feet tall and has more beer than food in it. Stolen road signs and blacklight posters replace pictures. You paid $500 for your car, $5,000 for your car stereo. You owe the beer distributor more than you owe for […]