Archive for January, 2008

You might be watching too much anime if…

Submitted from http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/4563/toomuchanime.htm you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied. “hai,” “baka,” and “hentai” come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the English words are. none of […]


You might be an Animaniacs fan if…

you’ve tried to outdo Yakko’s singing of the dictionary by singing the Encylopedia. (Lynxan) you’ve suspected that your successful friend might be a chicken. (Lynxan) you yell “potty emergency” every time you need to go. ( Deena ) you can sing the words to Wakko’s “America”… …or Yahoo’s “World”… when telling your friends something, you […]


Two (un)romantic poems

The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem…except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. 2. I see your face […]