Category: FromTheInbox

Random thoughts

Yet another e-mail forward: I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly […]


Two (un)romantic poems

The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem…except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. 2. I see your face […]


Two (un)romantic poems

The following are entries to a contest by The   Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic  poem…except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line  was romantic. 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful  wife: Marrying you screwed up my  life. 2. I see your face […]