You Might Be a Film Student if…

  • You expect to starve for the rest of your life.
  • Your friends never heard of your favorite movies.
  • You want to push a baby carriage down some steps.
  • At a wedding, you go to the father of the bride and say, “I would like to thank
  • you for inviting me on the day of your daughter’s wedding.”
  • You call your sled “Rosebud”.
  • You get tired of people thinking that Rocky is the only film with a montage.
  • You get annoyed when people think that montage is merely a way of passing time.
  • You call your computer “hall”
  • You run and duck when you watch any movie that involves a train pulling into a station.
  • Metropolis is your idea of awesome special effects.
  • You watch a movie only because snobs with fancy college degrees tell you to.
  • You’ve taken adderal to sit through a slow film.
  • Your friends don’t get your movie references.
  • You watch a movie scene and you’re the only one of your friends to know what movie the scene was referencing.
  • You actually know what movies these jokes are referncing.