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If Operating Systems Ran Your Brain

If operating systems ran your brain Windows for brains: ——— You  think about one of any number of things at anyone time  but only for a short amount of time because then your mind goes blank as  you  encounter a “general  protection fault” and  as  a  last resort you have to re-boot your brain. DOS […]

Cow Capitalism

Cow capitalism Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.You sell them and retire on the income. Enron Venture Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at […]