Archive for August, 2006

You might be a runner if…

the pain of not running is greater than the pain of running. you actually read a novel about running… and its sequel. Inspired by: …your toenails are black. …your shoes have more miles on them than your car does. …you need a magnifying glass to see your name in the paper. …you have chafing […]

Musician Jokes

What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo. ———————————————————————— How do you get a guitar player to turn down? Put a chart in front of him. ———————————————————————— What do you throw a drowning guitar player? His amp. ———————————————————————— What’s the last thing a drummer says to […]

IT Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four hundred and seventy-two. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle… Q: How many technical support personnel does it take to change a light bulb? A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, […]