Musician Light Bulb Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, we have machines to do that now.
How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
One — he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Changes? Huh?

  • Tom

    How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
    3. One to actually change it and another two to tell him how much better they could’ve done it.