GOTTA Â LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
Â A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 Â o’clock in the morning byÂ
Â loud pounding on the Â door.Â
Â The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken Â stranger,
Â standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a Â push.
Â “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3 o’clock in the Â
Â He slams the door and returns to Â bed.Â
Â “Who was that?” asked his Â wife.
Â Â “Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he Â answers.Â
Â “Did you help him?” she Â asks.Â
Â Â “No, I did not! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning and it is pouring
Â Â outÂ there!”Â
Â Well, you have a short memory,” says Â his wife. “Can’t you
Â rememberÂ about three months ago when we Â broke down and
Â Â those two guys helpedÂ us? I think you should help him, and Â
Â Â you should be ashamed ofÂ yourself!”Â
Â The man does as he Â is told, gets dressed, and goes out into theÂ
Â pounding rain. He Â calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you stillÂ there?”Â
Â Â Yes” comes back the answer.
Â Do you still need a push?” calls out Â the husband.Â
Â Yes, Please!” comes the reply from the Â dark.Â
Â Where are you?” asks the husband.Â
Â Â “Over here on the swing!” replies the drunkÂ