How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, we have machines to do that now.
How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
One — he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Changes? Huh?
- Author: Thomas
- Published: Aug 9th, 2006
- Category: Uncategorized
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Tom
on Aug 4th, 2009
@ 11:18 pm:
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to actually change it and another two to tell him how much better they could’ve done it.