you’ve left audiobooks in your car an had the plastic container for the cassettes warp around the tapes.
you’ve run out of audiobooks to borrow at your library.
you’ve listened to books longer than most avid readers have read.
you welcomed the day Audible gave you a chance to listen to an audiobook without having to change tapes or CDs.
now that you listen on your smartphone, you can’t move the car until the audiobook resumes playing.
if the Bluetooth pairing for your smartphone has trouble, you’d rather mess with that before driving off than just do the 5 minute trip without an audiobook playing.
you look forward to getting stuck in traffic when you have a *really good* audiobook playing.
half of your monthly data usage on your phone is downloading new audiobooks (because you couldn’t possibly wait for a wifi connection to download.)
before going on a trip, you download more books than you pack changes of clothes.
you use the sleep timer on the Audible app so that you don’t accidentally “read the whole book” when you fall asleep.
you’ve forgotten to set the sleep timer and accidentally finished the same book several nights in a row.
you feel guilt over telling people you “read” an audiobook.
…but then again, Les Miserables took 60 hours to listen to so IT TOTALLY COUNTS!
