Take a drink any time you hear the following while watching any home network/reality show:
- Jack and Jill bathrooms
- double vanity
- stainless steel
- open concept
- “We like to entertain”
- gourmet kitchen
- tall ceilings
- “we’re pregnant”
- Complete shock that major overhaul renovation turned up major issues with the house.
- granite
- two drinks for “wanting to rip out dated/ugly granite”
- People scoffing at an “old” house less than half their own age.
- travertine
- appeal to the designer’s or contractor’s expertise when asked to do the impossible within time and/or budget
- yoga studio/hockey rink or any large single-purpose area
- engineered hardwood
- [state you’re in] room