You might be a Trekkie if…

  • you’ve been to KLI.org .
  • …you created the KLI.org site .
  • …you’ve submitted corrections to KLI.org .
  • you actually know that the prime directive isn’t “to boldly go where no man has gone before” and what it actually is.
  • you know who Barkeley is and what happened to him.
  • you’re certain that the shooting star you just saw was an exploding borg cube.
  • you and any of your friends have a discussion over which is more correct “Trekkies or Trekkers.”
  • you actually saw the movie “Trekkies” in the theater.
  • …or boycotted the movie theater showing it.
  • you’ve built a life size replica of Captain Pike’s wheel chair.
  • you’ve ever pulled the legs of your hamster because you always wanted a tribble.
  • Nurse Chapel / Deanna Troi / Beverly Crusher / Dax is your Dream Woman.
  • …if you asked “which one?” to the last one.
  • …if you came name more than 10 females that I missed.
  • you know who Ashley Judd is, because of her appearance on The Next Generation.
  • you can name the bridge crew for the original series.
  • you can name the members of each bridge crew and their rank for the Next Generation series.
  • you can name the bridge crew, their rank, and their species for Voyager.
  • you know the different classes of starships.
  • you also know the top warp speed, inertial damper tolerances, and standard weaponry of each class.
  • you own a Star Fleet manual…
  • you read The Physics of Star Trek and came up with counter arguments to the mentions of General Relativity as it applies to Star Trek.
  • you’ve had more Gene Roddenberry sightings than the Enquirer has had Elvis sightings.
  • you’ve ever worn a pair of Vulcan Ears..
    • You believe The Doctor was played by Robert Picardo, not some British guys.