Much like the redneck lists, the good lists make you wonder if the person is putting himself down for being one.
You might be a Cheesehead if…
1. If your idea of a 7-course meal is a Brat and a 6-pack… you might be a Cheesehead!
2. If the Packer gear you wear to the game costs more than the trailer you live in… you might be a Cheesehead!
3. If you go to a December game without a shirt on… and so does your husband… you might be a Cheesehead!
4. If you name any of your kids Brett, Bart, Vince, Ray, or Curly… you might be a Cheesehead!
5. If your wedding dress has a “G” on it… you might be a Cheesehead!
6. If you’ve ever missed a wedding, your own child’s birth, or a funeral to go to a game… you might be a Cheesehead!
7. If you have gotten frostbitten and sunburned at the same game… you might be a Cheesehead!
8. If you owe more money on your seat license than on your car… you might be a Cheesehead!
9. If you refer to the Packers as “we”… you might be a Cheesehead!
10. If ANY of your lingerie has Green Bay Packers anywhere on it, and your husband thinks it’s the sexiest thing you own… you both might be Cheeseheads!
11. If game time temperature is going to be in the 20’s and you’re not sure if you should take a jacket… you might be a Cheesehead!
12. If you have EVER drunk a beer at a game when it was below zero… you might be a Cheesehead!
13. If your skin has ever been frozen to a seat or a goal post… you might be a Cheesehead!
14. If you spend more each month on tickets than you do on rent… you might be a Cheesehead!
15. If you have a casual and a formal cheesehead… you might be a Cheesehead… and an idiot!
16. If wearing a cheesehead to anywhere besides a Packers game seems like a good idea… you might be a Cheesehead!
17. If your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday… you might be a Cheesehead!
18. If you can’t say “Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field” without dropping your voice 2 octaves… you might be a Cheesehead!