HGTV drinking game

Take a drink any time you hear the following while watching any home network/reality show:

  • Jack and Jill bathrooms
  • double vanity
  • stainless steel
  • open concept
  • “We like to entertain”
  • gourmet kitchen
  • tall ceilings
  • “we’re pregnant”
  • Complete shock that major overhaul renovation turned up major issues with the house.
  • granite
    • two drinks for “wanting to rip out dated/ugly granite”
  • People scoffing at an “old” house less than half their own age.
  • travertine
  • appeal to the designer’s or contractor’s expertise when asked to do the impossible within time and/or budget
  • yoga studio/hockey rink or any large single-purpose area
  • engineered hardwood
  • [state you’re in] room

  • Dead.Juice

    “Open concept” will get you smashed drunk in about 10 minutes.