- There is a bird-chirping noise coming from your computer every minute or so.
- You refer to people as @nickname outside of Twitter (seek help if you refer to them that way in real life)
- People have threatened to un-friend you on Facebook because you have the Twitter app turned on.
- You can name more than 5 URL shorteners (and TinyURL is not one of them).
- You have written your own script or program to retrieve tweets.
- You see nothing wrong with divulging intimate details of your daily life to 100 or more complete strangers.
- You actively check friendorfollow to see who isn’t following you back.
- You qualify every sentence with at least one ‘#’.
- “It’s complicated,” means that you need 141 characters to tell the story–even after shortening everything to txt abbreviations.
- You subscribe to news outlets and blogs that feed to Twitter because using an RSS reader is just too much work.
- You have linked rememberthemilk, Google calendar, etc. to your Twitter account.
- You check Twitter in more than 3 ways in the span of an hour (txt, m.twitter.com, Tweetdeck, website…)
- You see an unfamiliar “from …” Twitter application or service on someone’s tweet and stop everything to check out that application.
- You are obsessed with maintaining your Twitter grade or TwitterRank.
- You take Tweetwasters as a personal challenge.
- You make a point to say good morning and good night to all of your followers.
- Most of your nouns begin with “tw” (i.e., tweeple)
- You tweet from the jacuzzi (from @cheapwebmonkey)
- You tweet while cleaning the toilets (from @runkerrierun and @runnergoslow)
More lists:
- 16 ways to know you are addicted to Twitter
- 5 signs that you’re addicted to Twitter
- Top 10: Signs You’re Addicted to Twitter or Friendfeed
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