• your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
• you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3.
• you deduct Exlax as “Moving expenses”
• at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
• you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline “==========”
• you had no idea that GAP was also a clothing store
• you consider it normal not to see your spouse or children from February to April 15th. (Laura Cole)
• you’ve ever made a joke about a double-entry bookkeeping method. (Alicat )
• you know what the acronym MACRS stands for. (Alicat)
• you have a petty cash box at home and actually refer to it as such (Amy R.).

• You might be a bad driver if... you've ever offered someone inordinate sums of money for the damage because if the insurance company hears about one more accident... your friends would rather walk five miles barefoot on asfault in 110 degree heat than accept a ride from you. you go to leave the frat party stone......
• Musician Light Bulb Jokes How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we have machines to do that now. How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand. How many lead guitarists does it take to change......
• You might be a cat lover if... You might be a cat lover if... --You laugh or say, "Oh, aren't you clever," when your cats misbehave. --Your cat's picture is your wallpaper on your computer at work. --You get into discussions with people about whose cat(s) are smarter/funnier/cuter. . . --including your boss and your mother. --You......
• IT Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four hundred and seventy-two. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle... Q: How many technical support personnel does it take to change a light bulb? A: We have an exact copy......
• You might be a history major if... You might be a history major if.... 1. You find yourself correcting your parents on their history (especially since the last history class they had was in high school...apparently, my dad thinks that Frank Lloyd Wright was one of the Wright Bros.). 2. You find yourself correcting YOUR PROFESSORS on......

• Money Saving Tips: 122 Ways To Trim Your Budget A while back All You Magazine offered to give away a few subscriptions to Frugal Dad readers.  The rules for entering the contest were simple--leave a money saving tip in the comments.  What happened next was one of those magical moments you can only get from blogs, and the sense......
• How Many Financial Accounts Should You Have? Financial accounts are a modern day necessity.  Most people have an account at a bank, if not multiple banks.  At that bank they are likely to have a checking account, savings account, and even a CD.  In addition, it is quite common for people to have multiple active credit card......
• Why I Won't Be Using My Debit Card To Purchase Gas Anymore Last Saturday I went and filled the tank up in our van. In the past I've used our credit card to pay for the gas due to concerns of identify theft (concerns over someone swiping our PIN number at the outside pump). However, I was in a rush that day......
• Gymboree and The Children's Place - Expensive Clothes For Kids I've been looking for some clothing for one of my children, who doesn't like to wear anything that has buttons, is scratchy, etc.  I do not shop at the mall and so I've never even been in the speciality clothing stores for children, Gymboree or The Children's Place.  I decided yesterday......
• The truth about opening a bank account Are you interested to open a new bank account? If this is the case then you might have some trouble choosing the best bank for your type of account. In fact it will all depend on the use that you will be making of your account. There are banks that......

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