- Author: John
- Published: Jan 25th, 2008
- Category: You Might Be Humor List
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You might be an accountant if…
Tags: accountant
- your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
- you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3.
- you deduct Exlax as “Moving expenses”
- at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
- you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline “==========”
- you had no idea that GAP was also a clothing store
- you consider it normal not to see your spouse or children from February to April 15th. (Laura Cole)
- you’ve ever made a joke about a double-entry bookkeeping method. (Alicat )
- you know what the acronym MACRS stands for. (Alicat)
- you have a petty cash box at home and actually refer to it as such (Amy R.).
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