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- Your grocery list is always the same-Boxed macaroni & cheese,Twinkies and pop.
- Your refrigerator is 3 feet tall and has more beer than food in it.
- Stolen road signs and blacklight posters replace pictures.
- You paid $500 for your car, $5,000 for your car stereo.
- You owe the beer distributor more than you owe for books and other student loans.
- You use the “healing powers” excuse everytime you start a petition to legalize marijuana.
- The cops come to your door on a daily basis telling you to keep the noise down.
- You get up at 6P.M.,go to bed at 6A.M.
- Your cat eats leftover pizza instead of Science diet,meow mix,etc.
- Your source for information is MTV news.
- You’ve ever shoplifted from Goodwill.
- You’ve ever blown a whole week’s pay on beer.
- You can’t afford to shop at Abercrombie And Fitch but you do anyway.
- You know exactly what time Taco Bell opens and closes.
- The last time you cleaned your apartment is when you moved in.
- Any of your furniture is inflatable.
- You think Tommy Hilfiger should be president
- Your calender is marked with every bar’s happy hour.
- You don’t need a stove because you have a microwave.
- You have tickets to a Phish concert the weekend you go home.You of course choose the concert.
