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- You expect to starve for the rest of your life.
- Your friends never heard of your favorite movies.
- You want to push a baby carriage down some steps.
- At a wedding, you go to the father of the bride and say, “I would like to thank
- you for inviting me on the day of your daughter’s wedding.”
- You call your sled “Rosebud”.
- You get tired of people thinking that Rocky is the only film with a montage.
- You get annoyed when people think that montage is merely a way of passing time.
- You call your computer “hall”
- You run and duck when you watch any movie that involves a train pulling into a station.
- Metropolis is your idea of awesome special effects.
- You watch a movie only because snobs with fancy college degrees tell you to.
- You’ve taken adderal to sit through a slow film.
- Your friends don’t get your movie references.
- You watch a movie scene and you’re the only one of your friends to know what movie the scene was referencing.
- You actually know what movies these jokes are referncing.
