your “International” airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 contiguous U.S. states. (Louisville “would-like-to-be” International Airport)
the in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than the national championship.
you live in an area that occasionally gets considerable snowfalls, floods, and tornadoes, but has no capacity to deal with any of the above.
you pronounce the name of your city different than anyone else you’ve heard. (Lullvull, Luavull, Lewisville, Looeyvull…)
you sound like a hick to a majority of people outside of Kentucky.
you think the rest of the people in Kentucky sound like hicks.
when you think “Kentucky” you don’t automatically think horse racing or fried chicken.
you ask your doctor for an allergy cure and he tells you to “move.”
you’ve ever taken a winter coat along on a day that starts out 65 degrees and sunny… (it might get cold by afternoon)
…or you’ve ever shovelled 10+ inches of snow and worn shorts in the same week.
you’ve ever experienced a “salt storm” after a two-inch snowfall. (seriously–there was more salt on the road than there ever was snow…)
