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- You no longer associate bridges (or river) with water.
- You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
- You can make instant sun tea.
- You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
- The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
- You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
- Hot water now comes out of both taps.
- It’s noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
- You’ve ever been asked whether or not you live in a hotel.
- Most of the moving walkways in your town aren’t in the airport.
- You can instantly recall the schedule for all of the free shows.
- You can name at least three places to see white tigers, and none of them are zoos.
- You’re familiar with the proper procedures for killer bee attacks.
- You can find more celebrities in your town at any given time than you can in Hollywood.
- You see people dressed as Klingons, and there’s no Star Trek convention, and it’s not Halloween.
- You wonder how confused future archaeologists will be when they dig up your town.
- The only two Lakes you can name are “Mead” and “Bellagio”.
- Your town is basically a big garbage disposal for cash.
- You know when the next building implosion is.
- You know what lies beyond the Strip.
