- Author: Thomas
- Published: Oct 6th, 2009
- Category: You Might Be Humor List
- Comments: None
Tags: louisville
- your “International” airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 contiguous U.S. states. (Louisville “would-like-to-be” International Airport)
- the in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than the national championship.
- you live in an area that occasionally gets considerable snowfalls, floods, and tornadoes, but has no capacity to deal with any of the above.
- you pronounce the name of your city different than anyone else you’ve heard. (Lullvull, Luavull, Lewisville, Looeyvull…)
- you sound like a hick to a majority of people outside of Kentucky.
- you think the rest of the people in Kentucky sound like hicks.
- when you think “Kentucky” you don’t automatically think horse racing or fried chicken.
- you ask your doctor for an allergy cure and he tells you to “move.”
- you’ve ever taken a winter coat along on a day that starts out 65 degrees and sunny… (it might get cold by afternoon)
- …or you’ve ever shovelled 10+ inches of snow and worn shorts in the same week.
- you’ve ever experienced a “salt storm” after a two-inch snowfall. (seriously–there was more salt on the road than there ever was snow…)
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