• you refer to popular American beers as “swill”.
• you frequent any brewpub that has a disclaimer that they will ask you to leave if you order a light beer.
• you frequent any brewpub that does not serve beer other than its own in-house brew.
• you prefer home brew to mass-produced beer.
• …even bad home brew.
• you treat light beer drinkers the same as fruity martini drinkers.
• you know the IBUs of your beers.
• you’ve written reviews of beers on beer rating sites.
• you know the definition of “ale”, “lager”, “stout”, “doppelbock”, etc…
• you’ve ever uttered the word “hoppy”.
• “Beer is Food” doesn’t make you an alcoholic.
• you know beers by their country of origin.
• you are disturbed when you notice foreign beers that are served in ethnic restaurants that don’t match the country of origin.  [Sapporo in Thai restaurants, Singha in Indian...]

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