• you know what “call you for it” or “choose you for it” means.
• you get scared when a stranger randomly starts up a conversation with you.
• you can’t stand leaving the city because people everywhere else are so nice, it’s annoying.
• you curse….a lot.
• you believe that if you’re not from the 5 boroughs, you’re not really from New York.
• you never call it Manhattan, you call it “the city”.
• you love, not like, Billy Joel’s music (and you know all of the words).
• you leave and miss it…but when you’re there, it sucks.
• you’ve actually eaten a “dirty water dog” and pronounce it dawg, not dog
• you know what a squeegee guy is.
• police sirens don’t effect you anymore.
• you show your middle finger at least five times a day.
• the word off comes out sounding like awff… instead of Parking the car…..You pock the caw. (visitor submission)
• you can drive your car in rush hour while applying make-up, shifting gears, talking on a cell phone, honking the horn, and flipping someone off all at the same time.
• you really don’t get what a “Big New Yorker” or “Brooklyn-style” pizza is.

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