• you drink tonic.
• you know what a bubbler is.
• your family will disown you if you’re a Yankees fan.
• you think there’s no life west of 495.
• you know they’re called rotaries, not roundabouts or circles.
• you’re considered among the worst drivers in the country.
• you think 1-way streets are common everywhere.
• you know what a “buckner” is.
• there’s only 25 letters in the alphabet in your speech.
• you know what the Big Dig is.
• you knew Great Woods and the Garden.
• the words “Southie” and “Eastie” have some meaning to you.
• you know what the Beanpot is.
• you know what nationality predominates in the North End and Eastie.
• you consider Worcester and Springfield “cow pastures.”
• you know what the Central Artery is.
• you have to dial the area code just to call across the street.
• it doesn’t surprise you to see someone talking on their cell while drinking a coffee and driving with their knees.
• you can’t go more than a few blocks without hearing a horn beeped.
• it’s tough to break 40 due to the city traffic but you do it anyway.
• you know what the Monster is.

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