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You might be a Foursquare addict if…

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  • you patronize new places that you have no interest in just because you get more points.
  • you volunteer to go to the mall with your significant other because of the travel bonus for each of the 20 shops you’ll hit.
  • and you’re really hoping for that overshare badge this time.
  • you pull into parking spaces when driving through a park just so you can justify checking in.
  • you’ve checked into places without coming to a full stop in your car.
  • you add places like an immediate care center, a gas station, and a bank. (@safetyguy1656)
  • you volunteer to do a lunch run and encourage people *not* to pick the same location, just so you can get multiple check-ins.
  • you’re the mayor of several grocery stores.
  • …including all the nearby Wal-Marts.
  • …and you really don’t care that no one else ever checks in there.
  • you’re the mayor of a biker bar, despite the fact that you’ve never been able to assert yourself enough to get a drink at the bar.
  • Your Facebook friends who incessantly post Farmville updates have been unfriending you because of incessant location updates.
  • You’ve been denied points for legitimate check-ins because you checked in too frequently.
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