You might be a South Park junkie if...

you say everything in Cartman's voice.
you shout "BARBARA STREISAND" when you're really ticked off.
you thought the South Park movie was a heartwarming, poignant exploration of the coming of age of 4 young boys.
you really ask yourself, "What would Brian Boytano do?"
you freak when they show a clip that *doesn't* kill Kenny and rewind the tape because you're sure you just missed it. ( Lisa, demick@netexp.net )
you tell people to respect your authoritah.
every time you take a dump you say "Hidey Ho!" ( allsignals@aol.com )
you actually take notice when people say, "Mmmmkay." ( ricardo2424@hotmail.com )
you've hit the closed-captioning button to see the lyrics for the songs... ( Ppeterdragon@aol.com )
whenever anyone asks you for something, you scream, "No Kitty! This is MY pot pie!" ( ricardo2424@hotmail.com )
you've ever said, "Yeah, I want cheesy poofs!" instead of a simple "Yes." ( ricardo2424@hotmail.com )
you form an expedition to find Scuzzlebutt. ( bigern1977@aol.com )
you've karaoked to "Come Sail Away"--Eric Cartman style. ( bigern1977@aol.com )
your answering machine has your imitation of Cartman on it. ( bigern1977@aol.com )
you've thought about playing *kick the baby* with you baby brother. ( BusyDor )
whenever you leave a room you announce, "Screw you guys I'm goin' home..."
you understand what "Moo moo moo moo moo" means. (everydaze420)
your user name is some form of Cheesy_Poofs@servername.com or Snacky_Cakes@servername.com. (DT)
you throw a party for your friends to come and watch every Wednesday night. ( jensencl@hotmail.com )
your 15 yr. old son is embarrased by your unhealthy crush on Cartman.
you believe you've been anal probed by aliens. (jonathan ryan)
you wonder why chef is on an oldies station singing about a bad mother named Shaft. (Kevin Blanchard, K831@yahoo.com)
your favorite atheletes are named Road Dogg and Bad Ass. (Kevin Blanchard, K831@yahoo.com)
you have http://www.chefaid.com bookmarked on your browser. (Adam)
Kenny appears in your dreams. (Carlos Novela, cnovela@cafeina.net)
you begin to wonder if your mom is a hermaphrodite. (Andrew)
you cried "They Killed Kenny" when your dog got hit by a car. ( doodlebug36@hotmail.com )
...and your dog isn't named Kenny. ( doodlebug36@hotmail.com )
you start understanding what Kenny says. (Ben)
you're still calling your local cable company and demanding Terrance and Phillips be added to your service. (Terry)
you haven't slept in over 3 days because you're sure if you keep flipping through the channels, that you will eventually figure out which channel carries the Terrence and Phillips show! (Terry)
you have fantasies of "doing" Stan's mom in a clubhouse! (Terry)
you're still trying to find the lyrics for "Stinky Britches" (Kevin Blanchard, K831@yahoo.com)
90% of your Christmas presents have a South Park Theme to them. (Visitor Submission)
you call your friends sick little monkeys. (Leeloo J.P.)
you actually HAVE some cheesy poofs. (Ethan)
you start to greet your friends starting with "hey dude".
you respond to good news by saying "kick ass!"
you placed Chef Aid on advance order... (Hey... I did... It has Cartman's "Bitch" song...)
you stay with your boyfriend, 'cause he has Comedy Central and you don't.
you don't get Comedy Central and spend seven hours on-line just to get an episode which you have to watch in RealPlayer with a 2 inch screen. (Adam Garon, Adam_Garon@hotmail.com )
you tell people to ask Mr. Hat
you believe in Mr. Hankey.
the world stops at your house every Wednesday night at 10 EST (Alicat, alicat@aeneas.net)
...and Saturday night at 10 EST.
you actually possess south park boxers, shirts, hats, fridge magnets, pins, keychains, and stickers on your car! (Alicat)
you have *every* episode on tape.(Alicat)
...and you paid for all of them.
you know *why* kyle's mom's a bitch. (Alicat) "Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch..." I love that song...
you find yourself using the phrase, "hidey ho, kyle" (Alicat)
your children start saying "sweeeeeeeet" (Alicat)
your computer's desktop, start-up screen, and sound files are loaded with south park wav's (Alicat) (a South Park computer geek?)
when asked why you watch south park, you respond, "cartoons kick ass" (Alicat)
you know that pig and elephant DNA won't splice (Alicat)
...you even learned the song by the same name.
you've went to the store looking for cheesy poofs and snacky cakes (Alicat)
you've used south park quotes in your sig file (Alicat)
you came up with this many submissions for this list!!!!! (Alicat)
you constantly want cheesy poofs. (Sean Maguire)
you yell, "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" whenever you get excited about anything.
you use Chef as a guide on how to pick up women.
you actually use the word "beefcake" on a regular basis.