- you have learned to use the TV remote control with your feet because the coffee table is
too far from the couch. (Clive)
- every morning, the first words out of your mouth are, "Mom, I'm too sick to go to
school today!" ...and you're 32 years old and out of high school. (Lisa)
- when there's nothing on TV you channel surf for a half an hour or until new shows come
on. ( ash_pixie2@hotmail.com )
- you consider room service the old sandwich next to your closet.
- you actually quit work because it caused you to wake up.
- you have no problem wearing the same underwear 2 weeks straight.
- every semester in college, you choose a course that you designate as a "skip"
class--meaning, if there isn't a test that day, you skip class.
- it's Thursday morning and the third week of the semester... you're taking 14 hours
of classes... you've only been to one class so far this week, and that's the one you
slept through.
- you have somehow managed to get paid for just surfing the web at work.
- you spend more time figuring out the least amount of work required to get a certain
grade than you do studying.
- you've shrugged your shoulders at every item on this list.
- you're getting paid to go to school, and you still sleep in almost every class.
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