- people start freaking out when you spend more than a single day on their floor.
- you look at a Listerine bottle, and wonder what the American with Disabilities Act has to do with it.
- you know everyones name, but not all their faces.
- conversely, you know all their faces, but not all their names.
- people accuse you of writing "HR babble" rejection letters.
- you can't go in public without being spotted at least once.