- Gymnastics is life and the rest is just spare time.
- you have never heard of the words whining and wimps.
- your vocabulary includes rips, wedgies, sweat, determination, and guts!
- you use your swingset to practice your bar routine.
- you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV.
- you have blisters on your hands for life.
- you have become attached to your grips.
- you have more rips in your hands from bar than holes in swiss cheese!
- you're at the mall and you just want to flip and tumble and hang from all the poles!
- people mistake you for a rubber band.
- you're doing handstands on the monkey bars in the schools playground.
- your bed is a trampoline.
- you use chalk more often than soap.
- your body cracks loud enough to stop class but you don't hear it.
- you're short enough to model for trophies.
- the only athletes you know are Dominique and Kerri.
- aerial and roundoff are the two main words in your vocabulary.
- your friends are at the mall looking at the newest fashions, when you're looking at
leos.
- your hands have more blisters than knuckles.
- you come home with more chalk on you than on a chalkboard.
- you point you toes during pull ups for gym class.
- you dance down the hallway instead of walk.
- your floor routine music is your favorite song.
- the Matt and Kip you spend most of your time with aren't guys.
- you know most vaults aren't in the bank.
- practice makes perfect isn't just a saying, but a way of life.
- all your friends are eating dinner while you are at practice.
- your rips are the size of the Grand Canyon.
- you can stick it without using glue.
- during a Social Studies test, you are tempted to put down what you really studied.
- the magnificent seven isn't a tv show, it's Shannon, Dominique, Amy, Amanda, Dominique,
Jaycie, and Keri.
- you do handstands in public bathrooms.
- you do pirouettes while waiting in line.
- you do handstands in the parking lot.
- you can't remember a time when your hands were soft & uncallused.
- you perform well under stress.
- you compete calmly before crowds yet suffers anxiety during school tests.
- you are well coordinated.
- you have the ability to balance your body on a narrow beam yet cannot bend over to pick
up the clothes off of the floor of you room.
- you have a new leo for every day of practice.
- your couch is like a pit where you do all your flips.
- you have bigger musles than all the boys in school.
- every thing you do has to do with flipping.
- you promise to never stop gymnastics.... like an energizer bunny that just keeps going.
- your calves look like softballs because they are so big.
- you go to school and take the chalk home from the chalkboard.
- you tell off boys on dates telling them you have gymnastics.
- your rips are like craters in the moon.
- your saying is: it doesnt hurt till the bone shows.
- beam is super fat, and definitely easy!
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