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You might be out of touch with reality if...

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  • you believe it when someone from a cult tells you "you won't have any worries anymore in your life!" (cyberfan)
  • you see your cat's lips move and you're positive that she's trying to communicate with you. (Lisa)
  • you prepared for your kid's college fund by buying her a lotto ticket. (Lisa)
  • you actually believe the world is going to end at 12:01am January 1, 2000...
  • ...and you've taken all your money out of the bank "just in case it does." (maybe you *can* take it with you?)
  • you talk for ten minutes to the answering machine and wonder why no one is talking back. (doodlebug36)
  • you think that "Johnny B. Goode" was inspired by Marty McFly.
  • ...you proceed to prove your hypothesis using the movie Back to the Future as a reference.
  • you keep yelling at everyone to shutup and leave you alone... and there is no one else in the room. (Scott, scope3) ...I can't concentrate because of the voices in my head