- you know where every doctor’s office, human service agency, thrift store, and
nursing home is in your area.
- your watch is synchronized with the atomic clock in Colorado.
- you know exactly how many minutes it takes between two places.
- you know that the shortest distance between two places is never a direct route.
- you can memorize bus schedules, radio codes and route numbers, but don’t know your
spouse’s birthday or anniversary.
- you know where all the FREE restrooms in town are.
- you can tell the difference between a Gillig, Flexible, Orion and Thomas Built from 100
yards.
- your sex dreams involve stantion bars and tie downs.
- you can drive at least four hours straight without needing to use a restroom, even when
on vacation road-trips with your family.
- you don’t go anywhere without sunglasses, a pen and your spill-proof coffee mug.
- you know how to drive “defensively.”
- you know how to collapse a walker.
- you know what a “Retarder” is.
- you can parallel park a 40 foot bus in a 45 foot spot on the first try, but can’t
get your car into a parking spot without pulling up at least twice.
- you think of driving anything shorter than 30 feet as handling like your car.
- you make square turns in your own car.
- you expect to hear beeping whenever in reverse.
- you have to stop yourself from pulling into bus stops in your car.
- you have caught yourself stopping at railroad crossings in your car
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