- you even know what a kernel is. (David Pollak, davidp)
- you use GIMP instead of Paint (7.89 MB instead of 383 k, but that's OK, it's for Linux!)
- you have nothing else to talk about except about the different distributions!
- you want to...really harm people using FVWM 95.
- you secretly cheered on the "ILOVEYOU" mail worm.
- you've heard how Torvalds pronounces Linux. (jplevel)
- you called someone up at 3:00am to tell them about ring-back support. (jplevel)
- and ask them to help you try it out too (jplevel)
- you're pissed about fvmw-95.
- ...you know it's "f-v-w-m". (jplevel)
- you agree that it's a life-changing revolution. (jplevel)
- you've created joke lists making fun of a certain Micro$oft CEO. (jplevel)
- you can make device drivers with cat redirection. (jplevel)
- you're proud that you've escaped from a kernel freeze. (jplevel)
- you recompile the kernel more often than you shower. (jplevel)
- you know more about Finland than you do your own country. (jplevel)
- ps -ef | grep 'tty', actually means something to you. (jplevel)
- you have a De-CSS t-shirt.
- you actually understand the difference between distributions. (cyberfan)
- you have tried to convince Microsoft fans that you can crash NT by osmosis.
- you've ever wondered if a subtle change in atmospheric conditions would cause an NT server to crash.
- your mantra is "Open Source".
- you have a Tux doll.
- you've actually worked with more than one distribution.
- ...or have assembled your own distribution.