- you regard Star Wars, Star Trek, Red Dwarf and Dr Who as "that childish phase I went through once."
- you grew your hair long just so you could secretly experiment with Brunnen-G hairstyles.
- you think becoming a class 4 security guard would be a good career move.
- you suddenly start thinking dragonflies and moths look sexy.
- you've had the "yo-ay-oh" song in your head for two weeks now and you don't care.
- you find yourself starting to like 790's poetry.
- you find yourself starting to like Poet Man's poetry.
- you keep trying to convince your friends that scientific accuracy doesn't matter in science fiction.
- you would watch a whole episode even if the sound failed just to ogle Kai or Xev (according to gender)
- ...if for some reason they made an episode without Kai or Xev, you would watch it to ogle Stanley or Giggerota "because they're not all that bad".
- you think His Divine Shadow would kick Darth Vader's butt, and can support your theory with more than 100 reasons.