you wake up drssed as a woman and think, "hey, I look alright.!"
you walk into the house saying "Home Honey, I'm High" (Brian McB)
you lose arguments with inanimate objects. (Another Joe, Another_Joe)
you wake up in the bedroom fully clothed, except for your underwear, which you strangly find in the bathroom. (Another Joe, Another_Joe)
you go into any bar in town and they have a bar stool with you name engraved on the back. (jimmy)
you wake up in the middle of the night, pee in a beer bottle, and then the next morning wake up take a drink and exclaim, "This beer is stale!" (Lisa)
when you walk in, the whole bar says hello.
you think beer is the elusive 6th food group.
your only conversations with God are over a commode pleading "just help me stop puking and I'll NEVER drink again!"
you wake up and find a loaf of unsliced bread with bites missing next to your bed! (moose)
you're as jober as a sudge. (fistindantulas)
you throw a rock at the ground and miss. (zopopeh)
you can trip over a cordless phone.
you get out of bed and miss the floor. (Bryan S.)
you think that the floor always slants when you stand up.
you think your best date is the bartender because you see her more than one night.
you think that the way to prononce your name actually involves a blech.
you never need a family reunion, you started drinking at the same bar as your family.
you think your dinner is made out of the bloody mary vegtables.
you wake up in the morning and can't figure out how you got home, and then realize that you are not at home. (Lori Gutweiler)
your slogan is "Save Water, Drink Beer". (doodlebug)
the yellow couch you've been lying on turns out to be the curb. (scope3)
people didn't know you drank till you sobered up once (scope3)
you keep trying to order a bouble durban (scope3)
you try to change a light bulb by holding onto it and letting the room spin (scope3)
doctors find traces of blood in your alcohol stream.(AcroNiMbuS)
you have to grab onto your lawn to keep from falling off the world. (AcroNiMbuS)
you find yourself inside a bus shelter and can't get out.
you puke on a moth then weep for hours cause you killed it. (Diane)
you have so much trouble aiming that you hit the other objects in the bathroom more than the toilet...
...especially if you manage to hit the ceiling.
your bed is flying through your bedroom and you have to wait for it to pass so you can jump in. (Bert van Viegen, viegen)How come everyone out there is nodding their heads???
the walls have grown fluorescent lights. (Dave Tibbs)
your bed feels remarkably similar to the tarmac on a car park. (Dave Tibbs)
you bark at the cat.(stry6907)
you crash on the bed, get up three hours later--take a long walk to the "bathroom" and later suspect that the dog has relieved himself in your room.
you think the TV is a urinal.
you think that everyone out on the freeway wants to hear your rendition of "See me, Feel me" from Tommy.
you can take a group shower in mixed company without any regrets or incidents.