- you insist on spending an hour tuning your snare, even though no one can hear the
difference.
- you accidentally slam on the brake or gas mistaking it as a bass drum pedal. (Jamie, pgschick@hotmail.com)
- you think listening to Dream Theater is "WORSHIPPING." (Jamie, pgschick@hotmail.com)
- you tell the people at resturuants who sing and clap "Happy Birthday" that
they are out of tempo. (Jamie, pgschick@hotmail.com)
- you've ever tried to play any other instrument with drumsticks.
- your style of dancing involves slapping your thighs and pounding your feet.
- while everyone else is dancing at a club, your girlfriend watches your prowess on air
drums.
- you play the drum part on a song and ask someone if they recognize the song.
- Submitted by Drummer's friend:
- you play soft rock songs on the steering wheel.
- you can find the beat the first five seconds of the song.
- you friends tell you to stop hitting them in your sleep.
- you "play" yor pen and pencil on your desktop in all your classes.
- you are always yelled at by the band director to spit your gum out, because there is no
gum allowed in the band room.
- your house constantly vibrates. ( nettacool@hotmail.com
)
- your set cost more than your car. ( Jess )
- you're known as "that drummer kid." ( Jess )
- you think Carl Palmer and Neal Peart are good names for boys. ( capitalk2@hotmail.com )
- from: admrlhowdy@hotmail.com
- you freak out when someone else is behind your drum set, and warn them about breaking a
head (even though they only hit your drums with 1/10th the force you use)
- 20% or more of last year's income was spent on new cymbals.
- you've ever dropped a stick while playing and not noticed.
- you have ever lost your grip on a stick, and it hit you in the face after rebounding off
of a drum head.
- you've ever taken longer than 30 seconds to realize that the rest of your band has
stopped playing.
- you've ever set your pants on fire because a cigarette fell out of your mouth an you
continued to play anyway.
- you've ever tried to show you guitarist a riff using your drum set.
- you've ever written somthing on guitar and at least 75% percent of the notes were muted.
- from: deadman420@hotmail.com
- you've ever taken baton lessons to learn to twirl your sticks.
- you were kicked out of your school band for always insisting on a solo.
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