you insist on spending an hour tuning your snare, even though no one can hear the difference.
you accidentally slam on the brake or gas mistaking it as a bass drum pedal. (Jamie, pgschick)
you think listening to Dream Theater is "WORSHIPPING." (Jamie, pgschick)
you tell the people at resturuants who sing and clap "Happy Birthday" that they are out of tempo. (Jamie, pgschick)
you've ever tried to play any other instrument with drumsticks.
your style of dancing involves slapping your thighs and pounding your feet.
while everyone else is dancing at a club, your girlfriend watches your prowess on air drums.
you play the drum part on a song and ask someone if they recognize the song.
you play soft rock songs on the steering wheel. (Drummer's friend)
you can find the beat the first five seconds of the song. (Drummer's friend)
you friends tell you to stop hitting them in your sleep. (Drummer's friend)
you "play" yor pen and pencil on your desktop in all your classes. (Drummer's friend)
you are always yelled at by the band director to spit your gum out, because there is no gum allowed in the band room. (Drummer's friend)
your house constantly vibrates. (nettacool)
your set cost more than your car. (Jess)
you're known as "that drummer kid." (Jess)
you think Carl Palmer and Neal Peart are good names for boys. (capitalk2)
you freak out when someone else is behind your drum set, and warn them about breaking a head (even though they only hit your drums with 1/10th the force you use) (admrlhowdy)
20% or more of last year's income was spent on new cymbals. (admrlhowdy)
you've ever dropped a stick while playing and not noticed. (admrlhowdy)
you have ever lost your grip on a stick, and it hit you in the face after rebounding off of a drum head. (admrlhowdy)
you've ever taken longer than 30 seconds to realize that the rest of your band has stopped playing. (admrlhowdy)
you've ever set your pants on fire because a cigarette fell out of your mouth an you continued to play anyway. (admrlhowdy)
you've ever tried to show you guitarist a riff using your drum set. (admrlhowdy)
you've ever written somthing on guitar and at least 75% percent of the notes were muted. (admrlhowdy)
you've ever taken baton lessons to learn to twirl your sticks. (deadman420)
you were kicked out of your school band for always insisting on a solo. (deadman420)