- your name is Brett, your father's name is Bart, and your uncles' names are Ray and Vince.
- you care more about what happens on Lombardi Avenue than Pennsylvania Avenue.
- you wore a Favre jersey to your baptism, wedding, or funeral.
- on game day, someone tells you "your mother dresses you funny" and you take it as a compliment.
- your dog's name is Grabowski, Majkowski, or Bow-wowski.
- your first words were..."packer-backer"
- you never realized that cheese had more uses then just hats
- your house is green and your funiture is yellow
- you have a cardboard cut out of Brett Favre and you worship it nightly
- your friends don't visit anymore because if they mention the Vikings you yell "attack!" and pull out your 45 caliber.