- You sign up for every club available.
- You make a point of dressing like and acting like the social group you wish to infiltrate...
- ...and habitually walk by their "spot" an average of 12.5694 times each lunch...
- ...buying food each time so you don't look suspicious
- You walk around pretending to be drunk and/or stoned
- Someone calls you a tweaker and you say "thank you"
- You still think guys have cooties...
- ...and still chase them around at lunch
- "you know, you don't seem like a typical freshman" is a compliment of the highest caliber.
- You walk around asking people if they're "Gothic"
- You don't know what a poseur is.
- Teen magazine is your bible.
- You are on intimate terms with a trashcan.
- You actually fall for that one about the pool being on the 3rd floor.
- You shut yourself in your locker when that football playing senior walks by.
- You're the one hanging from the hook in the coaches office because you were in the way again.
- You have no idea what "the Commons" is
- You are the towel boy...for the Arm-Wrestling Club
- "Is this island completely surrounded by water?"
- You ask the school counselor about taking a class in the "custodial arts" cause a Senior suggested it to you.
- Get spotted in the Greenhouse because someone told you it was the Sex Loft.
- Stole a book...from the school library
- you are intimately acquainted with the insides of every dumpster on campus
- you actually bought an elevator pass, and your school only has one floor.