you don the threads of "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome, purchase a Partridge Family bus, and turn your locker into the "Lava Lamp Lounge."
you've ever worn cheetah Speedos, a cheetah headband, long hair, and taped ankles to a public swimming pool just to perform the SuperFly Splash off the high dive.
you know the difference between the Stone Cold Stunner and the Diamond Cutter.
you get kicked off the school wrestling team for low-blowing your opponents.
you've ever mistaken a softball game for a steel cage match.
your Halloween costume is always a different pro wrestler.
you make signs for your favorite wrestlers, and hold them up in your living room. (Dan B, gottabelive2k)
when you hear "You think that you know me?" you look around your living room to see if Edge and Christian are going to come out from behind the couch.
you wake up at 4 am to the sound of the garbage truck outside, but you still take a look out the window just to make sure its not the WWF trucks coming to set up in your backyard.
you can understand not only Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair interviews, but Perry Saturn's as well.
you get pissed off when they announce a wrestler's wrong weight.
you can name every referee in every federation, even the ECW guys.
you get angry when the storylines on the tv shows don't follow the ones you have been making up with your action figures.
in church, when everyone prays to the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost, you pray to Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon.
you KNOW the difference between WWF, WCW, and ECW, and you get mad when people mix them up. (five alrm lita, skakittie)
you think the plotlines are real. (five alrm lita, skakittie)
you know which parts of the plots are made up and which are real.
you argue over which is best, WWF, WCW, or ECW.
...and you actually care. (Wedge)
you've ever looked in the bible for the book of Austin.
you try to raise your eyebrow like The Rock does. (Kaelon)
every time you get in trouble by your teacher, you give her a Stone Cold Stunner. And leave the room with your hands raised. (Pope_01)
you refuse to come out of your room unless your parents play your theme music. (Pope_01)
every week your parents have to buy new furniture. (Pope_01)
you make a Pay Per View called : "In My Room" (Pope_01)
you always have to wear your mandkind mask before leaving the house (Pope_01)
when your sister asks you for money, you challenge her to a "First Blood Match" for it. (Pope_01)
if you spell wrestling R-A-S-S-L-I-N "apostrophe." (kilroy)
if you have a poster of Stone Cold on the back of the door of your office. (kilroy)
if you think Gordon Soley is one of the greatest sportscasters of all time. (kilroy)
if you can name the finishing moves of The Super Destroyer, Mr.Wrestling I and II, and Rufus R. "Freight Train" Jones. (kilroy)
you have ever called in sick to go to a rasslin' match. (kilroy)
have the same hairstyle and color as Ric Flair. (kilroy)
named any of your children "Big Sexy" "Sting" or "Andre." (kilroy)
you have a BIGSXY license plate.
Sunday night youth group at church is moved to your house for Pay Per View. (Chuck)
whenever you hear some good news you respond with "HELL YEAH" (k_bird74)
you ask for someone's name then say "It doesn't matter what your name is!!!" (k_bird74)
your father tells you to do something and you finish it by saying, "Now can you dig it sucka?" (capitalk2)
you start every sentence with, "The Rock says this..." (cummuta)
you can name more than 10 wrestlers and sing their theme songs. (butterflies_r_free_01)
you think everyone holding up "John 3:16" signs ripped off "Stold Cold Steve Austin." (bhearlihy)
you check 3 different wrestling newsboards at least 5 times a day just to see if any new rumors have been released.
you answer every question with "cause Stone Cold said so!" (jena_ca)
everytime you threaten someone, you say, "Man I'm going to throw you through the spanish table if you don't stop." (IRISH 3:16)
you never leave the house on Monday nights. (zdlocke5)
you're always telling people to "Know your role and shut your mouth". (IRISH 3:16, bhearlihy)
you knew who Jesse Ventura was before he became an elected official. (IRISH 3:16)