By popular demand...
- you're a University of Louisville fan and get this page.
- you always refer to your girlfriend as a Valet. (Volcano, bassman_sts@yahoo.com)
- you are the minister of a church for people that think Mick Foley is God.
- you have never used a folding chair to sit on in your life.
- you've ever gotten detention for doing DX crotch-chops, shouting "Suck it!"
- you don the threads of "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome, purchase a Partridge
Family bus, and turn your locker into the "Lava Lamp Lounge."
- you've ever worn cheetah Speedos, a cheetah headband, long hair, and taped ankles to a
public swimming pool just to perform the SuperFly Splash off the high dive.
- you know the difference between the Stone Cold Stunner and the Diamond Cutter.
- you get kicked off the school wrestling team for low-blowing your opponents.
- you've ever mistaken a softball game for a steel cage match.
- your Halloween costume is always a different pro wrestler.
- you make signs for your favorite wrestlers, and hold them up in your living room. (Dan
B, gottabelive2k@yahoo.com)
- when you hear "You think that you know me?" you look around your living room
to see if Edge and Christian are going to come out from behind the couch.
- you wake up at 4 am to the sound of the garbage truck outside, but you still take a look
out the window just to make sure its not the WWF trucks coming to set up in your backyard.
- you can understand not only Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair interviews, but Perry Saturn's as
well.
- you get pissed off when they announce a wrestler's wrong weight.
- you can name every referee in every federation, even the ECW guys.
- you get angry when the storylines on the tv shows don't follow the ones you have been
making up with your action figures.
- in church, when everyone prays to the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost, you pray to
Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon.
- you KNOW the difference between WWF, WCW, and ECW, and you get mad when people mix them
up. ( five alrm lita, skakittie@cutey.com )
- you think the plotlines are real. ( five alrm lita, skakittie@cutey.com
)
- you know which parts of the plots are made up and which are real.
- you argue over which is best, WWF, WCW, or ECW.
- ...and you actually care. (Wedge)
- you've ever looked in the bible for the book of Austin.
- you try to raise your eyebrow like The Rock does. ( Kaelon )
- From Pope_01@hotmail.com:
- every time you get in trouble by your teacher, you give her a Stone Cold Stunner. And
leave the room with your hands raised.
- you refuse to come out of your room unless your parents play your theme music.
- every week your parents have to buy new furniture.
- you make a Pay Per View called : "In My Room"
- you always have to wear your mandkind mask before leaving the house
- when your sister asks you for money, you challenge her to a "First Blood
Match" for it.
- From kilroy:
- if you spell wrestling R-A-S-S-L-I-N "apostrophe."
- if you have a poster of Stone Cold on the back of the door of your office.
- if you think Gordon Soley is one of the greatest sportscasters of all time.
- if you can name the finishing moves of The Super Destroyer, Mr.Wrestling I and II, and
Rufus R. "Freight Train" Jones.
- you've ever asked your wife if she's ready to "ride space mountain" before sex
or referred to her as a mountain-ette after.
- you have ever called in sick to go to a rasslin' match.
- have the same hairstyle and color as Ric Flair.
- named any of your children "Big Sexy" "Sting" or "Andre."
- you have a BIGSXY license plate.
- Sunday night youth group at church is moved to your house for Pay Per View. (Chuck)
- whenever you hear some good news you respond with "HELL YEAH" ( k_bird74@yahoo.com )
- you ask for someone's name then say "It doesn't matter what your name is!!!" (
k_bird74@yahoo.com )
- your father tells you to do something and you finish it by saying, "Now can you dig
it sucka?" ( capitalk2@hotmail.com )
- you start every sentence with, "The Rock says this..." ( cummuta@hotmail.com )
- you can name more than 10 wrestlers and sing their theme songs. ( butterflies_r_free_01@yahoo.com )
- you think everyone holding up "John 3:16" signs ripped off "Stold Cold
Steve Austin." ( bhearlihy@prodigy.net )
- you check 3 different wrestling newsboards at least 5 times a day just to see if any new
rumors have been released.
- you answer every question with "cause Stone Cold said so!" ( jena_ca@yahoo.com )
- everytime you threaten someone, you say, "Man I'm going to throw you through the
spanish table if you don't stop." (IRISH 3:16)
- you never leave the house on Monday nights. ( zdlocke5@aol.com
)
- you're always telling people to "Know your role and shut your mouth". (
IRISH 3:16, bhearlihy@cwix.com )
- you knew who Jesse Ventura was before he became an elected official. (IRISH 3:16)
- your girlfriend tells you it's over and you respond by hitting her over the head with a
chair. ( Kevin Blanchard, capitalk2@hotmail.com
)
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