You hear the word menopause and think of mesopause.
Youve ever tried to derive, using mathematical equations, exactly what would happen if a certain cat-5 hurricane slammed into New York.
When a severe thunderstorm hits, while everyone else is trying to rush indoors, you rush outdoors.
Youve ever plotted weather maps for other planets.
Youve ever supplied lecture material to your teacher.
Youre the webmaster of at least one weather-related site.
Youve ever sent a letter to a major weather site informing them of an error in their site.
Youve ever wanted to move to a Third World country solely because of the weather there.
You actually liked the old Weather Channel music.
Youve ever harassed Cornell University for their refusal to provide the climate data they record at no charge.
You get really aroused when a hurricane makes landfall anywhere.
You think of everything in terms of hot and cold.
Youve ever dreamed of melting the Arctic to eliminate winter in the Northern Hemisphere.
Youve ever dreamed of sending an asteroid down to earth to start a new Ice Age in both hemispheres.
You can write a complicated weather forecast program in FORTRAN that will parse the input values of the ETA, NGM, and AVN models, but you can't write a program that will print out "Hello, World!".
You became an atheist when God failed to provide a white Christmas.
You feel insanely jealous whenever a weather station further south records a white Christmas that you miss.
You think of Armageddon as being a weather-related disaster.
Youve ever sent someone you hate a weather forecast for Hell.
You went to see Twister for the tornadoes.
You set your watch to Zulu time.
You sympathize with ski resorts when they have a bad season.
Youve ever created a forecast of the results of global warming that you know isnt true but wish it was.