you were physically ill after UK lost to Duke on a last second shot in the NCAA tourney.
you're the principal of a school and you let the entire school skip the last two periods of the day just to see the first round of the NCAA Tournament ... (yearly occurance).
you have ever painted yourself blue to watch a game.
...on television.
you think it's acceptable to spell cats with a "K"
you've ever threatened a head coach with his dog's life if the team lost to the in-state rival (U of L, of course)
...when you found out he didn't have a dog, you left one on his front porch.
you acted so obnoxious on the coach's call-in show that they cut you off the air.
you've used the bowel movements of farm animals to predict the team's score in the next game.
the name "Christian Laettner" gets your blood boiling.
you called in to the coach's call in show to tell him what defense he should be using more of.
you've bought and maintained the "Fire Tubby" and "Fire Billy" sites (and now "Fire Calipari").