In the style of the Shit Happens list:
Foursquare:
- I am mayor of this toilet.
Twitter:
- That Mexican food hit me wrong. (Someone who is keen on maintaining their "personal brand")
- I need to shit. (Everyone else)
Facebook:
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The inside joke type: "The Nope strikes again." [where your inside crowd nickname for a Mexican place goes in the bold italics.]
- 3 people "Like" this shit.
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The vague, but obvious reference: "Glade Floral Scent rocks."
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No apologies: "I Shit"
Tumblr:
- Whoa... somebody didn't flush their shit. Hey, everybody, check this shit out!
StumbleUpon:
- Post your toilet and have random people shit in it.
Digg:
- You: This shit is awesome. Others: I'm going to bury your shit.
LinkedIn:
- Excellent at making sure I flush my shit.
Quora:
- Why is there corn in my shit?
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