- you have a two car garage and can only fit one car in.
- it's not a junk drawer. It's a junk ROOM. (Hey, so I'm not the only one.)
- you can only live in 1/4 of your house. (Raggedy Andi)
- you actually think you'll wear that ugly piece of clothing one day. ( Kaelon )
- you get sued by your best friend because she tripped and broke her leg while trying to
walk the ten feet to the bathroom from your living room. (Lisa)
- you don't throw things away because everytime you do you need them a week later. (Jamie)
- you can't throw stuff away because grandma said, "There might be another depression
one day and you don't want to be left wanting." ( PomPam3@this.com
)
- you keep your kid's clothes so your grandchildren or great granchildren can wear them. (Tina)
- there are newspapers that are over 20 years old in your basement, and Ann Landers look
so young!
- your car has more stuff than your garage. ( theboxigot@aol.com
)
- you have the calendar and registration handbook from all four years of high school. (KC
Casey)
- you still have *every* ticket stub for *every* movie you have *ever* been to. (Japkin)
- you think those Mork and Mindy trading cards will be worth something some day. (Japkin)
- your taxes are perfect because you actually do keep every receipt. (Japkin)
- you have every credit card that you ever owned laying somewhere around the house.
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