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Operating Systems for Your Brain

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  • If your brain required an operating system like your computer does, what
  • would it be like?
  • Windows for brains:
  • You think about one of any number of things at anyone time but only for a
  • short amount of time because then your mind goes blank as you encounter a
  • "general protection fault" and as a last resort you have to re-boot your
  • brain.
  • DOS for brains:
  • You only think of one thing at one time, and can't remember anything else you
  • were meant to be thinking about. You think only in words and never any
  • pictures.
  • Unix for brains:
  • Wow - you can think of lots of things all at once until your brain runs out of
  • sockets. You can only talk though with people who have brains made by the same
  • vendor. Unfortunately you also never make any sense and have to read manuals to
  • learn how to think. Predominantly a random thinker.
  • CP/M for brains:
  • A very slow and old fashioned thinker. Any thing you remember has to be less
  • than 3 letters long.
  • MVS/CICS for brains:
  • You have a very big and expensive brain. You can think about many things at the
  • one time but never now what other parts of your brain are thinking unless you
  • have set up SNA connections between sections of your brains. You also need an
  • army of system programmers to define what thoughts you may and may not have.
  • OS/2 for brains:
  • You can think about lots of things at once, but you need the equivalent of
  • eighteen sets of encyclopaedias in memory to produce any rational thought.
  • No-one supports your way of thinking and many laugh at you whenever you speak.
  • Mac for brains:
  • Simple thoughts for simple people. Thinking that looks good, feels good, and is
  • ... different...
  • Pick for brains:
  • I now narthing. Narthing Mr Fawlty.
  • AmigaOS for brains:
  • You can think of lots of things at once, even with a very small memory. The
  • trouble is that, sometimes, one thought starts to think about the things
  • another to compelling need to wrap a teatowel around your head and sit,
  • crosslegged, on the floor.
  • Linux for Brains:
  • You can think of any number of things and not run out of sockets.
  • Unfortunately, there is no support for your particular limbs, ears, mouth or
  • .... thingy.... available yet, so you are reluctant to change over at this
  • stage.