you believe what people say in chatrooms is actually the truth, and that girl in it really WILL love you for ever. (cyberfan)
...even though she hasn't seen you and you haven't seen her! (cyberfan)
you're actually turned on by cyber-ing.
you really believe the "get rich quick" scams you receive in e-mail will work. (cyberfan)
you think the "Get Paid to Surf" programs will make you rich. (cyberfan)
you're still signing up for *free* adult pics in your inbox.
you think free hardcore adult sites actually exist. (cyberfan)
you think that all pay sites have original pictures.
you can't associate surfing with web pages. (cyberfan)
you regularly report things you find on USENET to your ISP.
you still believe in the modem tax.
...and you think you saw it on your last phone bill.
you think "Jessica Mydek" is really the name of a little girl dying of cancer, and you fill compelled to forward the e-mail about her condition to the entire company, all of your friends, and their family pets.
a *Virus Warning* that you once read now makes you panic whenever you get a message saying: Returned Mail: Host Unknown
every time you've posted a message to a newsgroup, you've been flamed by at least ten people.
you've been flamed several times, but you still don't know the meaning of the term.
you post messages saying "UNSUBSCRIBE" to the mailing list that you've subscribed to...
...and you shut down the entire list because of all the junk traffic.
you think spam is a type of lunch meat. (Matt I.) ...hey... isn't this a redneck thing, too?
you can't tell the difference between a web URL and an e-mail address. (hint: e-mail addresses don't have http:// and web URLs don't have @'s)
your message submission from a submit form says: "Enter your submission here."
you think flaming someone involves a lighter and an aerosol can. (Dane S.) ... I am not responsible for anyone who tries this at home.
you think that using your browser to go on IRC rocks. (Tom) Honestly, IRC seems too newbie-ish to begin with. There are much better ways to waste your time on the Internet.
you are actually surprised that there are XXX sites on the Internet. (Inspired by a submission by Tom) Think about it people: Lonely geeks + pictures of naked women on the computer... Shouldn't the Internet be a virtual pornocopia?????