ACCOMPANISTS - Get your info posted for free..
- your phone is unplugged for 2 hours or more a day so you can practice. ( Jennie
*Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com )
- you are more worried about breaking a finger then breaking a leg. ( Jennie *Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com )
- Bach is not just a funny sound you can make in your throut. ( Jennie *Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com )
- when practicing chromatic scales becomes more fun then bowling. ( Jennie *Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com )
- you spend more money on books, instrument supplies, private lessons, and classes then
rent, food, and bills combined and, you have more then one job to pay for everything. (
Jennie *Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com )
- you dream about little sharps attacking flats and whole notes falling in love with
quarter notes. ( Jennie *Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com
)
- playing The Flight of the Bumblebee is as easy as reciting the alphabet. ( Jennie
*Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com )
- you know that normally The Flight of the Bumblebee is not that easy of a piece. ( Jennie
*Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com )
- the thought of taking a break, if only for a week, sounds crazy and suicidal. (Yep...)
( Jennie *Goober*, twigs4@hotmail.com )
- you listen to PDQ Bach and get all of the jokes. ( Benji, bmcphe3302@aol.com )
- that irritating song that's been running through your head for two weeks is by Mozart. (
oranaiche@aol.com )
- that irritating song that's been running through your head for two weeks is from
"Wozzeck" by Webern. ( oranaiche@aol.com
)
- your notice you are drumming your fingers on the table to the rhythm of the classical
music being played at the restaurant. ( teribssn@aol.com
)
- you walk down the hall singing the bass line to Beethoven's 7th and you wonder why
people look at funny. ( PodiumMan@aol.com )
- you might be a musician if you consider Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring"
marchable. ( ricardo2424@hotmail.com )
- you prefer playing your instrument rather than having sex.
- you know and can recite all the musician jokes and derivitives in score order! (
Harlan Bryan, hchbryan@hotmail.com )
- getting the sniffles is a true catastrophy. (Laura Cole)
- you walk around conducting the Verdi Requiem, Dvorak Requiem, Bruckner e-minor Mass,
Beethoven 7, etc., and wonder why people are looking at you funny. (Laura Cole)
- you can roughly translate any Latin text, but you've never taken a Latin class. (Trust
me--it's true... Laura Cole)
- your co-workers can tell what you are listening to on your headphones by the way you are
typing. (Leah Allan, lma1982@hotmail.com)
- you're willing to shell out $16 for a score to 4'33".(Laura
Cole).
- you know what 4'33" is.Laura Cole
- you know Tchaikovsky's full name AND all its spellings. (Laura
Cole)
- you have played more instruments than the average person can name.
- you own more in sheet music than in CDs
- you can define the difference between a sonata and a concerto.
- you know 101 jokes involving either violas, French horns, or
percussionists.
- you know any jokes about players of any other specific
instruments.
- you took more semesters of foreign languages, that you hardly ever
use, than english.
- you have expelled more hot air than your average politician.
- you actually cheered on the marching band in high school.
- you have ever played anything by Bela Bartok.
- you had carpal tunnel before computers became popular, or have
injured yourself more times sitting down than standing up.
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