You might be a Martha Stewart junkie if... 
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  • the producers from her show keep sending you "That's enough" letters. ( aldy rosales, hornetal@yahoo.com )
  • you actually take time to color code your linen closet, and then go off at someone if they mess it up. ( stitch13304@aol.com )
  • everything you say ends with "that's a good thing."
  • you made an entire Thanksgiving table setting with eight nails, a piece of plyboard, and a can of turpentine. ( joeblo00@yahoo.com )
  • you walk around with a W.W.M.D. bracelet on your wrist to remind you... What would Martha do? ( StacieH12@aol.com )
  • you worship K-Mart. ( Jillian_Baker@hotmail.com )
  • everything in your house has the MArtha Stewart tag and you brag about it. ( Jillian_Baker@hotmail.com )
  • her commercial comes on TV and you get up hurriedly and bow down in front of the TV and chant, "Martha!! Martha!!" ( Jillian_Baker@hotmail.com )
  • you've papered your house with the covers of "Martha Stewart Living" magazine.
  • you sew doily trims onto your toilet paper.
 

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