- the producers from her show keep sending you "That's enough" letters. (aldy rosales, hornetal)
- you actually take time to color code your linen closet, and then go off at someone if they mess it up. (stitch13304)
- everything you say ends with "that's a good thing."
- you made an entire Thanksgiving table setting with eight nails, a piece of plyboard, and a can of turpentine. (joeblo00)
- you walk around with a W.W.M.D. bracelet on your wrist to remind you... What would Martha do? (StacieH12)
- you worship K-Mart. (Jillian_Baker)
- everything in your house has the MArtha Stewart tag and you brag about it. (Jillian_Baker)
- her commercial comes on TV and you get up hurriedly and bow down in front of the TV and chant, "Martha!! Martha!!" (Jillian_Baker)
- you've papered your house with the covers of "Martha Stewart Living" magazine.
- you sew doily trims onto your toilet paper.