- you have more pay banners on your site than lines of text.
- you're an hourly employee who goes in to work whenever you have something to do. (As
in: not work-related)
- you run a side business using the company's computers, T1 internet connection, and two
phone lines
- you run an ISP from the above...
- you make stock trades for other people from your computer at work on an hourly basis,
and your job has nothing to do with the stock market.
- you sell CALL options against the stock in your 401(k) plan. (I'm not too sure if this
is actually possible with a 401(k)).
- you're an accountant who brokers "inside information" during business hours.
(I charge a 1% commision on all capital gains made, with a minimum fee of $5.00, for
more information call (900) 555-BULL)
- you're selling Mary Kay, Shaklee, Tupperware, and the Pampered Chef products at work,
and have placed all of the product catalogs in all fifteen breakrooms in your building.
- you requested a second line at your desk (to take phone orders for these products).
- you're contracting for the year 2000... (By the way, if this is your case, the following
link is for you:)
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