someone orders a pepperoni pizza and you charge them for two toppings: the pepperoni and the cheese. (toaodman)
someone asks for a drink refill and you tell them to get it themselves. (toaodman)
when your customer asks for his change, you reply "Would you like fries with that?" every time.
you must constantly wear headphones instructing you to 'breathe' every few seconds. (Bryan)
you think that special sauce doubles as hand cream. (Dedon, Taver13)
you eat more food than you sell. (Visitor Submission)
when someone asks your name you HAVE to check your name tag. (Barbie, ValleGrly)
when you fill the customers orders you have to make a cheat sheet on your hand. (Barbie)
when ONE person comes in and order 20 sandwiches and 10 orders of fries you ask "IS THIS FOR HERE OR TO GO?" (Barbie)
... or you ask the same question when working the drive-through.
you answer all customer questions with a big blob of spit and an extended middle finger. (Ranger Zarkon)
you throw up in the deep fryer and forget to tell anyone. (Ranger Zarkon)
you stuff the burger patties down your trousers for a joke. (Ranger Zarkon)
your uniform doubles as your "going out" clothes (cyberx_lv426, Mike)
you think to yourself, "here's a job with a future." (Mike)
you think women like a man in a (_______) uniform. (Mike)
you can't figure out that a Bacon Whopper with Cheese has bacon, hamburger and cheese.
someone with a bill of $3.01 hands you a $5 bill and a penny, and you give them back a dollar bill and a bunch of change (especially if the change doesn't add up to a dollar)
no matter what a customer orders, you ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
...especially if you work at a pizza place.
your body has more grease than the fryer does (Rachel)
you spend more time scratching covered body parts than the food you're preparing.