- someone orders a pepperoni pizza and you charge them for two toppings: the pepperoni and
the cheese. ( toaodman@aol.com )
- someone asks for a drink refill and you tell them to get it themselves. ( toaodman@aol.com )
- when your customer asks for his change, you reply "Would you like fries with
that?" every time.
- you must constantly wear headphones instructing you to 'breathe' every few seconds. (Bryan)
- you think that special sauce doubles as hand cream. ( Dedon, Taver13@aol.com )
- you eat more food than you sell. (Visitor Submission)
- when someone asks your name you HAVE to check your name tag. (Barbie, ValleGrly@aol.com)
- when you fill the customers orders you have to make a cheat sheet on your hand. (Barbie)
- when ONE person comes in and order 20 sandwiches and 10 orders of fries you ask "IS
THIS FOR HERE OR TO GO?" (Barbie)
- ... or you ask the same question when working the drive-through.
- you answer all customer questions with a big blob of spit and an extended middle finger.
(Ranger Zarkon)
- you throw up in the deep fryer and forget to tell anyone. (Ranger Zarkon)
- you stuff the burger patties down your trousers for a joke. (Ranger Zarkon)
- your uniform doubles as your "going out" clothes (cyberx_lv426@yahoo.com, Mike)
- you think to yourself, "here's a job with a future." (Mike)
- you think women like a man in a (_______) uniform. (Mike)
- you can't figure out that a Bacon Whopper with Cheese has bacon, hamburger and cheese.
- someone with a bill of $3.01 hands you a $5 bill and a penny, and you give them back a
dollar bill and a bunch of change (especially if the change doesn't add up to a dollar)
- no matter what a customer orders, you ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
- ...especially if you work at a pizza place.
- your body has more grease than the fryer does (Rachel)
- you spend more time scratching covered body parts than the food you're preparing.
- you can't count to twenty with your shoes off.
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