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- She's a goblin!
- I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
- Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a great night!
- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
- She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
- If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
- Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
- Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
- You scared me stiff!
- He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!