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- Have you looked through her briefs?
- He is one hard judge.
- Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
- Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
- Is it a penal offense?
- Better leave the handcuffs on.
- For $200 an hour, she better be good.
- Can you get him to drop his suit?
- The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
- Think you can get me off?